My husband thinks I stayed home this weekend (he's in San Diego at Comic-Con) so that I could relax and work and catch up on life. He's wrong. I stayed home because I secretly bought a ticket for the fan cruise.
HAHAHA just kidding, I didn't.
BUT IF I HAD, and if I was single, I would be really unhappy that Drew (who I find mildly attractive, but I can see why ladies really love him) isn't going. I'd also be unhappy that Simmonds isn't going since now he's a Flyer (UGH). And that Bernier isn't going (was he ever? I dunno. But he's adorable and I love him.) Now it looks like it's just poor Trevor Lewis (not a great pic there, bro), who won't even have any teammates to share exasperated glances with when the fans mob him mercilessly on the cruise. So, sorry to all the female fans who were hoping for a sausage-fest (or as BizNasty calls it, Cocktoberfest). It ain't happening.
On the plus side for Lewis, however, I am SURE that he is going to get a ton of ass.
That brings me to a question, which I really really want to know the answer to (maybe). How much ass do single hockey players get when they are on the road? Why do I want to know? Because I'm fucking nosy, that's why.
ANYWAY, back to Doughty. Awhile back, at the beginning of #Doughtywatch (shut up, I used the hash tag ironically), I implied that he was holding up the contract negotiations. In fact, it looks like the ball has been in the Kings' court for awhile now. So I totally understand why he opted not to go on the cruise. If Doughty was to blame for the hold up I'd consider this just another little bitch move on his part, but I guess that's not the case. This time.