Apologies for the lack of posting. To my dismay I have discovered that it takes roughly 80 times longer to unpack a house than it does to pack a house, so I've been short on time. And I'll have to do this quickly because my husband thinks that I'm unpacking and organizing the dog's stuff (why do we have so much dog stuff?? We only have one dog!)
But I had to seize this opportunity to write about Drew.
As someone full of blistering hatred toward any homophobes (fuck you, Kobe), it makes me happy whenever I see male professional sports players comfortable enough to joke around with homo-eroticism. To me, that shows not only that they aren't afraid of gay people, but more importantly, they aren't afraid of other people calling them gay. Because they know who they are, and they also know that there is literally nothing wrong with being gay.
And so I present to you: Drew Doughty's Gayest/Most Homo-Erotic Moments. These moments make me like Drew 100 times more than I do right now (cough *overpaid* cough). I've already covered some of these in my Bromance posts but here they are again.
MOMENT #4: MATT GREENE
I'd love to post the Whitney Houston video (I try to say "I'm his little Whitney Houston" at least once a month but so far my husband is the only one who knows what I'm talking about). But this is about Drew, so I'll post this:
You know that Drew loves it. Hell, I love it.
MOMENT #3: JACK JOHNSON
I love that he asks "should we kiss?" It's adorable. JMFJ is a good looking guy, so I don't blame him.
MOMENT #2: JONATHAN QUICK
Without a doubt, my favorite moment of every game. Quick has been a MONSTER recently, too, so he deserves some sweet helmet kisses.
Bonus points to whoever figures out how to make this a shorter, looping .gif of just the crotch patting.
My husband missed this the first time so I immediately rewound it and made him watch it. It is pure hilarity. Even funnier is the fact that it was noted so extensively on Twitter and the blogs.
Mayors Manor, which described Stoll and Doughty's reactions.
Stoll - "I haven't seen the video yet, to be honest with you. Obviously, I didn't even realize it at the time. It must not have been that good (laughter ensues for all around). I need to take a look at it, I think. He told me about it and I said, 'Really? I didn't even realize it.' I was just too happy that we finally scored a goal."
Doughty - "It wasn't pre-planned. It was just spur-of-the-moment. I don't know what I was thinking. It just kind of happened, I guess. There's nothing behind the scenes. I was just excited that we got the second goal. I don't know why I did it, probably won't do it again though."
So what happens if Stoll gets a hat trick some time soon?
Doughty - "Well then I guess I, ah..."
Several of his teammates began chiming in with lots of laughter and stuff that doesn't need to be printed.
So there was much rejoicing; in Drew Doughty's case, euphoria manifested itself in a rather, uh, personal way with teammate Jarret Stoll, whom Doughty apparently mistook for a running toilet.
The way that Sutter manhandles the players on the bench, why is anyone surprised that Drew Doughty grabbed Jarret Stoll's cock after a goal?
I'm just worried that Stoll has been spoiled for life. After experiencing the touch of seven million dollar hands, will anything else ever be good enough?
